Do you fear the government knows too much about you?
Are you afraid that Siri knows too much about you?
Do people often misspell or mispronounce your name?
Is your name too long to fit on the back of a jersey?
Are you a fugitive from justice?.
If you answered yes to any of these questions, Rumpelstiltskin Identity Protection (R.I.P.) can help!
The best way to prevent identity theft is to hide your identity. After all, how can someone steal your name if they don’t know what it is? Every superhero has figured this out. Bruce Wayne became Batman, Peter Parker changed his name to Spiderman, and Clark Kent is now known as Superman. With Rumpelstiltskin Identity Protection, you too can conceal your true identity from the world.
How It Works
When you sign up for R.I.P., you will receive an identity concealment kit. The kit includes:
New! Install the R.I.P. email filter to remove any trace of your name from outgoing mail.
Are you afraid that Siri knows too much about you?
Do people often misspell or mispronounce your name?
Is your name too long to fit on the back of a jersey?
Are you a fugitive from justice?.
If you answered yes to any of these questions, Rumpelstiltskin Identity Protection (R.I.P.) can help!
The best way to prevent identity theft is to hide your identity. After all, how can someone steal your name if they don’t know what it is? Every superhero has figured this out. Bruce Wayne became Batman, Peter Parker changed his name to Spiderman, and Clark Kent is now known as Superman. With Rumpelstiltskin Identity Protection, you too can conceal your true identity from the world.
How It Works
When you sign up for R.I.P., you will receive an identity concealment kit. The kit includes:
- A new name. Unfortunately the government requires that you have one.
- A selection of nicknames. Change nicknames frequently to keep those who know you confused.
- Appearance suggestions. Your new identity requires a new style.
- A complete identity profile. Answers to all those annoying “what is your favorite” questions.
New! Install the R.I.P. email filter to remove any trace of your name from outgoing mail.
Sample Identity Profiles
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Customer Testimonials
I’m now as elusive as the Saharan cheetah in its natural environment. - “Jay Cod”
R.I.P. works so well that I now exist only in your imagination! – “Gerald”
My best friend tried to steal my identity last week. Now that I have R.I.P. she doesn't even know my name! – "Mimer"
Leave me alone! – “Zoom”
I’m now as elusive as the Saharan cheetah in its natural environment. - “Jay Cod”
R.I.P. works so well that I now exist only in your imagination! – “Gerald”
My best friend tried to steal my identity last week. Now that I have R.I.P. she doesn't even know my name! – "Mimer"
Leave me alone! – “Zoom”
Let your name rest in peace. Click here to sign up for Rumpelstiltskin Identity Protection.
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