Are you tired of all the newfangled ways to communicate? Do you wish there was a way to avoid social media?
Introducing FaceSkype -- the solution to all your social media demands.
How It Works
Mail us a recent photograph or portrait (we recommend the Top Hat Portrait Studio) and complete our initial questionnaire. That's it! FaceSkype is then ready to create and manage all your social media accounts. Each week, you will receive a new questionnaire as well as a summary of your social media activity. Simply complete and return this questionnaire and FaceSkype will take care of the rest!
FaceSkype Features
Frequently Asked Questions
Do I need to fill out the questionnaires each week?
Your responses allow us to tailor your posts and conversations to current life events.
How will FaceSkype know what to talk about?
Our extensive research shows that 98 percent of all social media consists of:
Are computer-generated animations realistic?
We intentionally have very poor-quality audio and video so that your friends will not realize they are speaking to a computer.
What if FaceSkype's animations don't sound like me?
Start hinting to your friends that you are coming down with a cold.
How does FaceSkype create my photographs?
Our computer software superimposes your picture in front of random landmarks and scenes.
Can FaceSkype do text messaging?
Not yet, but we are working on it!
Introducing FaceSkype -- the solution to all your social media demands.
How It Works
Mail us a recent photograph or portrait (we recommend the Top Hat Portrait Studio) and complete our initial questionnaire. That's it! FaceSkype is then ready to create and manage all your social media accounts. Each week, you will receive a new questionnaire as well as a summary of your social media activity. Simply complete and return this questionnaire and FaceSkype will take care of the rest!
FaceSkype Features
- FaceSkype will create and manage Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram accounts for you. Our computers will generate posts and tweets, reply to comments, and even create photographs and captions.
- When your friends call you on FaceTime or Skype, FaceSkype can also take over. Our computers will show a computer-generated animation that is based on your likeness, and will carry on a conversation on your behalf.
Frequently Asked Questions
Do I need to fill out the questionnaires each week?
Your responses allow us to tailor your posts and conversations to current life events.
How will FaceSkype know what to talk about?
Our extensive research shows that 98 percent of all social media consists of:
- Gripes and complaints
- Descriptions of mundane daily tasks
- Self-congratulatory statements
Are computer-generated animations realistic?
We intentionally have very poor-quality audio and video so that your friends will not realize they are speaking to a computer.
What if FaceSkype's animations don't sound like me?
Start hinting to your friends that you are coming down with a cold.
How does FaceSkype create my photographs?
Our computer software superimposes your picture in front of random landmarks and scenes.
Can FaceSkype do text messaging?
Not yet, but we are working on it!
Are you ready to simplify your life? Click here to try FaceSkype FREE for 30 days!
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