Welcome to the Antarctic Origami Sanctuary!
The Antarctic Origami Sanctuary (AOS) is home to dozens of hastily folded origami animals. Our dedicated staff provides food, shelter and friendship for these outcasts. Located 84 miles south-southeast of McMurdo Station, the AOS covers a vast 0.000023 acres of otherwise uninhabited land. This extreme isolation is the perfect environment for origami to come alive!
Meet the Animals
Each month, our least popular resident is recycled. We find that this policy keeps the animals on their best behavior. Help us decide who stays and who turns to pulp!
ThesisWas in a water balloon and was thrown out the window onto a roof. Popped when he fell off the roof. Technically dead.
PicklesOnly a soul since he died in the washer.
JoshieA singer and a show-off. Beautiful voice. Ugly face, though.
FatNice, harmless, handsome. Can't sing, though.
PapiAlways 😑. Sleeps a lot. 😴😴
TiaVery sad because her brothers and sisters bully her.
CanteloupeLoves to eat cantaloupe and likes to play with it, too.
TartsLikes to eat tarts.
Prance😎 but under the mask he is 🐠.
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Mr. Less HeadBlind since he has no head. Although that seems like the least of his problems.
CharlotteNot nice to anyone but her owner. Not actually alive.
FlatSuper annoying and super mad at everyone.
Big BoyBullies and pushes people around.
SamA little bit 🤪, which is why one wing is higher than the other.
CainVery, very, very, VERY grumpy.
LuckyOnly one day old but likes to be clean.
HigaCan do gymnastics. Also hates people.
LocoCrazy 😵😵😵.
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Tres MuchachosTriplets who can sing, dance, and play instruments. Nice, but obnoxious.
DogLoves dogs and hates cats.
SevenCool and pretty. But also rude, selfish, and sassy.
High-HighUsed to be named Buddy. Always mad. Never nice to anyone. Has a broken wing.
DanAlways feels like he is 🤢🤮.
PennyVery bossy.
AceOne month old. Likes going to school.
EggplantLikes to eat eggplant and play.
CocoKnown to be a 🤡.
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Meet the Staff
Just to keep things fair, we fire one staff member each month. Who should we fire this month?
Apple JuiceTwo hours old. Mean, rude, and a sour apple.
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Sour CreamOne month old. Sweet and very kind. Not rude at all.
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If you are looking for Mr. Bowen's GATE web site, it is available through the menus to the left (well, sort of... it is still under heavy construction.) You can also visit Mr. Bowen's 5th grade site at www.bowenpeters.com.
Happy April Fools' Day!
From the past... Clip Show (2020), Platform 9.75 (2019), Mr. Bowen's Potato Farm (2018), Mr. Bowen's Lost and Found (2017), Rate My FAKE Professors (2016), Rumpelstiltskin Identity Protection (2015), FaceSkype (2014), Top Hat Portrait Studio (2013), Bob's Knitting Club (2012)
If you are looking for Mr. Bowen's GATE web site, it is available through the menus to the left (well, sort of... it is still under heavy construction.) You can also visit Mr. Bowen's 5th grade site at www.bowenpeters.com.
Happy April Fools' Day!
From the past... Clip Show (2020), Platform 9.75 (2019), Mr. Bowen's Potato Farm (2018), Mr. Bowen's Lost and Found (2017), Rate My FAKE Professors (2016), Rumpelstiltskin Identity Protection (2015), FaceSkype (2014), Top Hat Portrait Studio (2013), Bob's Knitting Club (2012)
